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UE at North Versus South 2024

Due to an all too familiar admin error, Ricktion has once again been made General at UE at North Versus South 2024. Universal Exports are the lead team, and as always, the propaganda train is pumping:

The latest facts:

More from 2024:

Read the glorious blogs from 2023:

Meet the team: Universal Exports
Meet the team: Who Dares Wins
Meet the team: GPL Oslo
Meet the team: Hostility
Site must-do's for few players
UBG representative Lazarus
Update: Northern Inactivity
Meet the team : Lima Bravo
Meet the team : Capital Killerz
Team advice for new players
Meet the team : Norfolk Chaos
Meet the team : Rangers
Deep Cover Mission Complete
Meet the team : C.E.P.

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Universal Exports appoint new team captain

Universal Exports appoint new team captain

Rocket Rob has decided he is unfit to perform, following the undue pressure of being appointed a General at Mayhem. It is theorised that he may be required to back up some of his forum and safezone bragging with actual skill and this has pushed him over the edge. While attempting to get an interview, several receipts for Personal Therapy sessions fell out of his pocket as well as tear soaked kleenex, and a note from his wife saying 'Grow a set'. At least we think it was Kleenex.

Find out what they have planned.

Read more: Universal Exports appoint new team captain

By Obama McIlluminati. 05/08/2013 - 06:37 PM

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