Shocking revelations have been revealed that have shocked Universal Exports into a shocked
state of shock.
The Democratic Republic of BEST KOREA, as well as the orbitally marooned Lenny Henry have forced their way
back into the public debate, very much like you at social events. And that's why you don't get invited
to parties any more.
Following the successful Paintugal 2014, CEP's basque wearing partial victor Andre Faria is having huge
trouble working out how to improve the event further.
His research has taken him deep in to legal struggles with various Portguese groups, making him sort of a
modern day Ally McBeal. But less like a blowup doll, and not filled with liquid vanity.
Following the recent Mayhem Pacific game, Universal Exports have decided that there are vastly better things
to do at a paintball event that actually play paintball.
This blog also does not violate copywrite. Probably.