Sony Pictures are still reeling from their recent hacking, but intrepid reporter, Malcom 'Thrust' Nunn has an alternative theory. Following 18 days of isolated Baileys and eggnog fueled binging, he has broken ranks from the general media and decided to leak facts about the situation.
These facts are so factual that people producing this story have had to be inoculated against fact based sicknesses.
Read more: The BEST KOREAN Internet
Shocking revelations have been revealed that have shocked Universal Exports into a shocked state of shock.
The Democratic Republic of BEST KOREA, as well as the orbitally marooned Lenny Henry have forced their way back into the public debate, very much like you at social events. And that's why you don't get invited to parties any more.
Following the successful Paintugal 2014, CEP's basque wearing partial victor Andre Faria is having huge trouble working out how to improve the event further.
His research has taken him deep in to legal struggles with various Portguese groups, making him sort of a modern day Ally McBeal. But less like a blowup doll, and not filled with liquid vanity.
Read more: Quantitative Boozing
Universal Exports extreme journey towards the centre of truth continued this week, with major revalations about the nature of modern paintballing.
This lengthy writeup contains more paragraphs than you've had shags. Just saying.
Read more: Ongoing Copyright Violations
Following the recent Mayhem Pacific game, Universal Exports have decided that there are vastly better things to do at a paintball event that actually play paintball.
This blog also does not violate copywrite. Probably.
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