Universal Exports grants asylum to terrorist Greg Hastings

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Universal Exports last night offered safe haven to Colonel Gaddafi's charming terrorist sidekick. Greg Hastings.

UE throws another spanner in the works for moderation and fairness in the Paintball community. Following this news, various paintballers have decided to write forum posts with nasty words and questionable points of view, which for paintballers is unheard of behaviour.

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By Water McBoarding. 27/04/2015 - 03:58 PM

Sneaky Snorkels Bid For Terrorist Vote

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Once again, UE-KE-LEAKS has fought their way to the truth of the scenario paintball community, delivering a hard hitting report that has raised moderate to medium levels of interest to at least one person.

This report has been confirmed as fact by a guy from the Dog and Hammer who swears he's not that drunk.

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By Blaze McRipper. 20/04/2015 - 03:49 PM

Scenario Paintball Big Game Weekender's Exposed As Terrorist Training Camps

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As the various plans for North Vs South start being implemented, the UK Scenario community has been thrown into the spotlight by UE-KI-LEAKS. OFFPAINT have also been involved and many teams have been investigated.

If you want to find the enemy within, you need look no further that here. Well, you should click the link.

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By Tamagochi Sexdoll. 16/03/2015 - 03:40 PM

UE, Germans and Extremists


OFFPAINT fingering, Armo-geddon, Sharia Law, and Germans all have combined to make the perfect storm of factual news-facts ready to blow your synapses clean out of your head.

If you read this article, there is a moderate/medium change you may actually evolve into a star child, so UE do not take responsibility if you do. However... it is recommended and yet unrecommended at the exact same time, just like everything else in the mysterious sexual paradox that is UE.

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By Johnny 5 Sexdoll. 23/01/2015 - 03:34 PM

The BEST KOREAN Internet

UE Hackers

Sony Pictures are still reeling from their recent hacking, but intrepid reporter, Malcom 'Thrust' Nunn has an alternative theory. Following 18 days of isolated Baileys and eggnog fueled binging, he has broken ranks from the general media and decided to leak facts about the situation.

These facts are so factual that people producing this story have had to be inoculated against fact based sicknesses.

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By Terminator Sexdoll. 05/01/2015 - 03:25 PM