Monofail!

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Startling news has emerged from the world of Universal Exports that looks to put the whole North versus South big game under question.

This is another update from UE's behind the scenes mastermind, Julian Assange.

This report should only be viewed under appropriate conditions. For example, while having a shit, or bored at work.

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By Cartographer McMaps. 16/03/2016 - 11:56 AM

Assange and the BEST Korean Gaming Industry

Malcom 'Thrust' Nunn returns

Rumours have have been circulating about Universal Exports' Captain, walking diplomatic incident Julian Assange. He was spotted at several recent games, and this fact laden report from UE-KI-LEAKS also discusses what he's been up to.

It's time to let the facts into your eyes and enjoy sweet release.

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By Julian Lasagne. 22/02/2016 - 06:01 PM

Malcom 'Thrust' Nunn Returns

Malcom 'Thrust' Nunn returns

UE unleash another of their intellectually respected blogs only 210 days behind schedule! Still, at least we beat Half Life 3.

Malcolm 'Thrust' Nunn returns. Caution, this post contains weirdness, and you probably want to remind yourself of the backstory (links in the blog).

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By Jester's Bread. 18/12/2015 - 03:45 PM

Virus Armageddon!

A reporter

Following a re-adjustment on his gas meter and a subsequently larger than expected bill, Malcolm 'Thrust' Nunn returns with another invoiceable article. He brings you the facts you didn't know you needed to read since Tuesday.

Finally the truth about the alledged 'Virus' game of North Vs South is spilled. It is no game!

Trigger warning: Report contains Lenny Henry.

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By David McMilliballs. 05/06/2015 - 04:14 PM

Thrusting Events Made From Truth

Henry - Freedom

Shocking revelations about the A5, Lenny Henry, and Rocket Rob's ability to make presentations are revealed by UE's crack reporter, Malcom 'Thrust' Nunn.

There are also reports that his drug of choice is no longer crack, but this rumour has been quashed.

This report contains the first in a two part web-o-gram that is so factual that UE are legally oblidged to warn you that your spleen is likely to turn into adamantium.

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By David Cameronaband. 29/04/2015 - 04:05 PM