Paintball for kids

Crying. Like you do when you get shot.

Following the controvertial video linked by Basque wearing, NvS partial cheats, CEP linked recently on Facebook many paintballers have had a period of introspection about the health of their Children.

This begs the question - have any paintballers actually had sex? Or perhaps more appropriately - are their children actually theirs?

Either way: you can see the original item here: Source.

Here is the official Universal Exports response:

Safe to play?