Paintugal Writeup

Paintugal 2015 Event Writeup

UE took part in Paintugal, in Miranda do Corvo, Portugal.

As is commonplace, this was a solid mix of middle aged men, hard drinking, mild xenophobia, sunburn and assorted hotel mis-bookings.

Allegedly there was some paintball, but I don't believe it.

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By Rocket. 10/01/2016 - 02:41 PM

Market Garden Writeup

Market Garden Writeup

UE were invited to Holland by Lima Bravo for a deadly mission.

This mission primarily involving drinking heavily and doing fun stuff. It's a tough job, but remember you have brave and financially secure people able to stand up for you.

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By Rocket. 18/12/2015 - 12:00 PM

North Versus South Writeup

Marines Vs Predators

UE were generals for the North Versus South big game.

Thousands of players, thousands of virgins, millions of paintballs - find out how it panned out.

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By Rocket. 17/12/2015 - 05:40 PM

MvP Writeup

Marines Vs Predators

UE were involved heavily in with a well played Marines Vs Predators in Longmoor.

Successful tactics, lots of shouting, and beer all came together for a fun weekend from Urban Paintball.

Read about our successfully successful game of paintballing success:

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By Rocket. 02/11/2015 - 12:51 PM

Website updates

New website launch

Countless minutes have been poured into redeveloping the website, and it is now ready for a tentative relaunch.

The main difference for non team members is increased accessibility. It will now work well on mobiles, ipads and whatever other devices you use to ignore your partners with, or keep you entertained while you shit.

Old reviews/blog posts are currently offline, but just like the eastern european wife you bought, they are being slowly imported.

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By Ricktion. 02/11/2015 - 12:51 AM