Citadel Writeup

Citadel 2016 Event Writeup

UE trekked across Europe to the famous Citadel on the France/Belgium border.

As you have come to expect; this is a tale of cheese, mild xenophobia and Dutch people.

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By Rocket. 03/10/2016 - 11:26 PM

North Versus South Writeup

North Versus South 2016 Event Writeup

UE turned the tide of Northern Victories at North Versus South, winning the main event, and most of the other games as well.

As usual, this was a highlight of the paintball calendar... Now the communal hangovers have passed, UE finally pull their finger out and you can read all about it.

Caution: Contains Rocket's smug face.

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By Rocket. 16/05/2016 - 12:35 AM

Equilibrium II

Paintugal 2015 Event Writeup

Ricktion Generalled for the Grammaton faction at Urban Paintball's Equilibrium II.

Also, there's bad news for Bhuddhists, as UE have unleashed their latest diplomatic incident.

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By Ricktion. 31/03/2016 - 04:30 PM

Armogeddon X Writeup

Armogeddon 2016 Event Writeup

UE were victorious (sort of) in Shoreline's Armogeddon X at YPC.

A great event, but controversy reigned. It is highly likey bad words will appear on the internet.

Caution: Contains Admiral Ackbar and Susannah Reid.

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By Rocket. 11/02/2016 - 12:57 PM

Paintugal Writeup

Paintugal 2015 Event Writeup

UE took part in Paintugal, in Miranda do Corvo, Portugal.

As is commonplace, this was a solid mix of middle aged men, hard drinking, mild xenophobia, sunburn and assorted hotel mis-bookings.

Allegedly there was some paintball, but I don't believe it.

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By Rocket. 10/01/2016 - 02:41 PM