Market Garden writeup
In 2015, UE led an expeditionary force to test the boundaries of foreign diplomacy and liver tolerances. This trip
ended up in successfully, with minimal deaths and only 13 pregnancies. Thus, in the spirit of the international
relations, UE ventured to the land of the cloggs once more.
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MvP 5 writeup
While most of UE were at Paintugal, several of the slackers attended MvP5.
There they found potato balls, Tourette's ladies, and suffered the incident now known as Bumgate.
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Paintugal writeup
It's now our 6th Year of attending Paintugal. We should probably just call it quits.
This writeup includes beer, fried eggs and VD clinics.
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Paintfest writeup
The yearly sub-aquatic Paintfest event was attended by UE. Kevin Costner was not invited.
Find out about the game, currys, trade stands... and in what seems to be an ongoing theme, some more basic road
directions and traffic updates.
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Borne To Strike writeup
Borne To Strike is one of the big games in Poland. There was much hype and excitement. Find out if it was worth
it!
This review contains factual accounts of tanks and some basic road directions.
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Following the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory event, Wonkaleaks has investigated this mental-case and found
systematic abuse in his factory. The Chocolate Factory paintball event exposed this shocking behaviour by the
certifiable weirdo...
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