Battle of the Bulge writeup

Battle of the Bulge writeup

Double-entendre laden shenanigans were attended by UE at the Battle of the Bulge.

This report cannot be relied upon to be factually accurate, entertaining or true. The author's opinions do not reflect those of UE or it's affiliates, but are his own and better than yours.

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By Capt Price. 27/06/2018 - 11:29 AM

Black Sheep Taster writeup

Black Sheep Taster writeup

The new Black Sheep event was launched recently.

UE sent a scouting squad of a few players to check it out. Mainly because all the others were hung over.

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By Mr P. 24/06/2018 - 07:53 PM

Paintship Troopers writeup

Paintship Troopers writeup

UE's Euro based death squad attended some German, bug based paintball fun.

As usual, this report contains facts of the highest order. And being German, they were indeed orderly facts.

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By Charlie Two. 19/06/2018 - 08:09 PM

Euro Big game writeup

Black Sheep Taster writeup

Brexit means Brexit, except when it doesn't.

To ensure that UE can still trade with the EU, we have been slowly building up an offshore section of the team. Initially this is within the EU, and to that end we sent them to scout the Euro Big Game.

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By CharlieTwo. 24/05/2018 - 10:35 AM

North Versus South writeup

North Versus South Event Writeup

Universal Exports took a step back from leadership this year at North Versus South.

It was a tough game or hard fighting and equally hard drinking. Get yourselves ready, and strap in for writeup glory...

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By Rocket. 14/05/2018 - 03:23 PM