MvP 5 writeup

MvP5 Event Writeup

While most of UE were at Paintugal, several of the slackers attended MvP5.

There they found potato balls, Tourette's ladies, and suffered the incident now known as Bumgate.

Paintugal writeup

Paintugal Event Writeup

It's now our 6th Year of attending Paintugal. We should probably just call it quits.

This writeup includes beer, fried eggs and VD clinics.

Paintfest writeup

Paintfest Event Writeup

The yearly sub-aquatic Paintfest event was attended by UE. Kevin Costner was not invited.

Find out about the game, currys, trade stands... and in what seems to be an ongoing theme, some more basic road directions and traffic updates.

Borne To Strike writeup

Borne To Strike Event Writeup

Borne To Strike is one of the big games in Poland. There was much hype and excitement. Find out if it was worth it!

This review contains factual accounts of tanks and some basic road directions.

Equilibrium 3 Writeup

Equilibrium 3 Event Writeup

The Equilibrium 3 writeup from UE has been released. Caution: this article contains details about crack, crackheads, cracked heads, and knife crime. It could be said that this article is... edgy.

You should absorb this factual report. Also, these puns don't grow on trees you know... so given that the puns have started, you should crack on and get it read.