Equilibrium 3 Writeup

Equilibrium 3 Event Writeup

The Equilibrium 3 writeup from UE has been released. Caution: this article contains details about crack, crackheads, cracked heads, and knife crime. It could be said that this article is... edgy.

You should absorb this factual report. Also, these puns don't grow on trees you know... so given that the puns have started, you should crack on and get it read.

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By Rocket. 07/07/2017 - 11:27 PM

North Versus South Writeup

North Versus South Event Writeup

UE continue their glorious march to the bottom at this year's North Versus South.

This report contains basque wearers, lighter smugglers and men in wendy houses.

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By Rocket. 17/05/2017 - 03:28 PM

Tropic Thunder 2 Writeup

Tropic Thunder Event Writeup

UE decideded to stop their unbeaten run by storming to major defeat in Tropic Thunder 2.

Getting all those awards was getting boring. Besides, winning is for losers, apparently.

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By Rocket. 08/05/2017 - 02:25 PM

Stalingrad Writeup

Stalingrad Event Writeup

Following the cancellation of Marines Versus Predators 2, UE ventured down to Stalingrad on the south coast.

This was a quality game with only mild WW2 racism involved. Good work!

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By Rocket. 22/11/2016 - 10:30 AM

Paintugal Writeup

Paintugal 2016 Event Writeup

The annual Paintugal event was attended by UE. As usual this was a weekend of drinking hard, heat exhaustion and complaining about old people and Brexit making the Euro expensive.

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By Rocket. 22/11/2016 - 09:30 AM