V3 writeup

V3 Event Writeup

Even more snow based paintball was on the menu at Urban's V3.

With all the cold UE are starting to resemble polar explorers; unkept and haggard... but definitely less masculine.

Fallout writeup

Stalingrad Event Writeup

Underground nuclear lolz were had at Urban's recent Fallout at Drakelow.

Top paintball. Shit weather.

Stalingrad writeup

Stalingrad Event Writeup

This was the second time attending the UK's best walk-on. It is a one day event, but for us it all started the day before! UE decided to make a lads weekend of it and went to an F1 simulator for a race.

Caution: contains the Labour manifesto.

Market Garden writeup

Paintugal Event Writeup

In 2015, UE led an expeditionary force to test the boundaries of foreign diplomacy and liver tolerances. This trip ended up in successfully, with minimal deaths and only 13 pregnancies. Thus, in the spirit of the international relations, UE ventured to the land of the cloggs once more.

MvP 5 writeup

MvP5 Event Writeup

While most of UE were at Paintugal, several of the slackers attended MvP5.

There they found potato balls, Tourette's ladies, and suffered the incident now known as Bumgate.