Black Sheep Taster writeup

The new Black Sheep event was launched recently.

UE sent a scouting squad of a few players to check it out. Mainly because all the others were hung over.

Paintship Troopers writeup

UE's Euro based death squad attended some German, bug based paintball fun.

As usual, this report contains facts of the highest order. And being German, they were indeed orderly facts.

Euro Big game writeup

Black Sheep Taster writeup

Brexit means Brexit, except when it doesn't.

To ensure that UE can still trade with the EU, we have been slowly building up an offshore section of the team. Initially this is within the EU, and to that end we sent them to scout the Euro Big Game.

North Versus South writeup

North Versus South Event Writeup

Universal Exports took a step back from leadership this year at North Versus South.

It was a tough game or hard fighting and equally hard drinking. Get yourselves ready, and strap in for writeup glory...

V3 writeup

V3 Event Writeup

Even more snow based paintball was on the menu at Urban's V3.

With all the cold UE are starting to resemble polar explorers; unkept and haggard... but definitely less masculine.