Paintugal writeup
The writeup for the yearly Portugal based, alco-fuelled diplomatic incident has come in.
UE showed once again that they are invaluable trading partners to the beer industry of Europe, and long may that
arrangement continue.
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Stalingrad writeup
UE attended the excellent Stalingrad walk-on ensuring we kept up our yearly dose of with World War 2 stereotypes and
health and saftely approved tank fires.
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Veckring writeup
Our German contingent attended a UE/EU event in the much anticipated Veckring game in a section of the Maginot
line.
Caution: this writeup contains nurses. And Germans.
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Pirates of the Caribbean writeup
Urban's first big game at the Driver Wood Paintball was a boozy, sweaty junglefest... much like your mum.
This UE fact finding dossier shares key insights into a bunch of men getting drunk over a weekend, which as I'm sure
you'd agree, is fascinating.
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Paintfest writeup
Paintfest's annual aqua-game recently soaked us all.
UE attended, played, and then went to a pub in shelter; just like the slackers they are.
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Universal Exports Pictures
Jacko | Equilibrium 3
The BEST KOREAN Internet
Sony Pictures are still reeling from their recent hacking, but intrepid reporter, Malcom 'Thrust' Nunn has an
alternative theory. Following 18 days of isolated Baileys and eggnog fueled binging, he has broken ranks
from the general media and decided to leak facts about the situation.
These facts are so factual that people producing this story have had to be inoculated against fact based
sicknesses.
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