Urban's first big game at the Driver Wood Paintball was a boozy, sweaty junglefest... much like your mum.
This UE fact finding dossier shares key insights into a bunch of men getting drunk over a weekend, which as I'm sure you'd agree, is fascinating.
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Paintfest's annual aqua-game recently soaked us all.
UE attended, played, and then went to a pub in shelter; just like the slackers they are.
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Double-entendre laden shenanigans were attended by UE at the Battle of the Bulge.
This report cannot be relied upon to be factually accurate, entertaining or true. The author's opinions do not reflect those of UE or it's affiliates, but are his own and better than yours.
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The new Black Sheep event was launched recently.
UE sent a scouting squad of a few players to check it out. Mainly because all the others were hung over.
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UE's Euro based death squad attended some German, bug based paintball fun.
As usual, this report contains facts of the highest order. And being German, they were indeed orderly facts.
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