EBG writeup

Euro Big Game writeup

UE's ventured to the land of the SausageMunchers in a desperate pre-lockdown event.

This report is filled with such white-hot truths that two polygraph machines melted under the strain of its creation.

Sommerfest writeup

UE's German contingent were able to visit assorted corono-compliant games in Germany.

This report includes hot factual VAR action and pay per view videos, as well as shouting and wurst.

German walk on writeup

Germany walk ons writeup

Thanks to the future Empress of the GigaVerse, Angela Merkel, our German contingent have been playing the local walk ons for a few weeks now. Find out what punctual and sensible quarantine measures could have done for the British paintball community, and how we are missing out...

Papers please!

Stalingrad writeup

Paintugal writeup

The mud is barely 192 days dry on the Stalingrad event! Due to an unprecidentedly low workload during the lockdown as well as some server downtime on World of Warcraft, this writeup is hot off the press... If you can even say web articles are pressed. Which they are not.

Time UE re-engage in their pro-Russian and Communist activities.

Paintugal writeup

Brexit means Brexit. Except that it doesn't. To secure a comprehsive trade deal, UE's diplomatic corps travelled into darkest Portugal to negotiate important tariff restriction exceptions. The BIVs and beers must flow!

Consider yourself diplomatically immune.