Thanks to the future Empress of the GigaVerse, Angela Merkel, our German contingent have been playing the local walk ons for a few weeks now. Find out what punctual and sensible quarantine measures could have done for the British paintball community, and how we are missing out...
Papers please!
Read more: German walk on writeup
The mud is barely 192 days dry on the Stalingrad event! Due to an unprecidentedly low workload during the lockdown as well as some server downtime on World of Warcraft, this writeup is hot off the press... If you can even say web articles are pressed. Which they are not.
Time UE re-engage in their pro-Russian and Communist activities.
Read more: Stalingrad writeup
Brexit means Brexit. Except that it doesn't. To secure a comprehsive trade deal, UE's diplomatic corps travelled into darkest Portugal to negotiate important tariff restriction exceptions. The BIVs and beers must flow!
Consider yourself diplomatically immune.
Read more: Paintugal writeup
UE ventured deep into the EU to deliver some negotiated-trade based paintball justice, as well as sweating. A lot.
Experience Schengen based laughs, as well as facts so factual they will melt your face clean off.
Read more: Euro Big Game writeup
The yearly beast that is North versus South was attended by UE as expected!
This writeup contains erections, cider, and sweet sweet victory. You know what to do!
Read more: North versus South writeup