The Rock writeup

The UE Euro advance squad journeyed to the Norwegian Big game, "The Rock". This report is a saga, but with hyperlinks and a lot more memes about knitting. Stick this cross-hitch up your longboat!

United Big Game writeup

Universal Big Game writeup

UE attended the relauch of UBG, the German big game.

Warning, this writeup contains facts so powerful that have been formally recognised by the International Standards Organisation. ISO-UE will be launched soon.

North Versus South writeup

UE's return to Warped's North versus South.

Unfortunately this contains some factual stories about Universal Exports playing well, so will likely be referred to the Hague War Crimes Commission.

Paintugal writeup

The yearly Iberian booze-invasion went to plan as UE hit the slopes of Paintugal!

This writeup contains hangovers and a microscopic amount of paintball.

EBG writeup

Euro Big Game writeup

UE's ventured to the land of the SausageMunchers in a desperate pre-lockdown event.

This report is filled with such white-hot truths that two polygraph machines melted under the strain of its creation.