Battle of the Bulge writeup

Battle of the Bulge writeup

Double-entendre laden shenanigans were attended by UE at the Battle of the Bulge.

This report cannot be relied upon to be factually accurate, entertaining or true. The author's opinions do not reflect those of UE or it's affiliates, but are his own and better than yours.

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By Capt Price. 27/06/2018 - 11:29 AM

North Versus South writeup

North Versus South Event Writeup

Universal Exports took a step back from leadership this year at North Versus South.

It was a tough game or hard fighting and equally hard drinking. Get yourselves ready, and strap in for writeup glory...

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By Rocket. 14/05/2018 - 03:23 PM

V3 writeup

V3 Event Writeup

Even more snow based paintball was on the menu at Urban's V3.

With all the cold UE are starting to resemble polar explorers; unkept and haggard... but definitely less masculine.

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By Rocket. 06/03/2018 - 07:53 PM

Fallout writeup

Stalingrad Event Writeup

Underground nuclear lolz were had at Urban's recent Fallout at Drakelow.

Top paintball. Shit weather.

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By Rocket. 13/12/2017 - 11:21 AM

Stalingrad writeup

Stalingrad Event Writeup

This was the second time attending the UK's best walk-on. It is a one day event, but for us it all started the day before! UE decided to make a lads weekend of it and went to an F1 simulator for a race.

Caution: contains the Labour manifesto.

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By Rocket. 02/12/2017 - 01:03 PM