Paintball is a sport that can show kids the true value of bad losing, fostering resentment, cowardice and enrich
them with a massively extended swearing vocabulary.
This makes it at least as good as computer games. It also only trails football in terms of development due to the
lack of diverse people for them to abuse.
Unexpected side effects of the Fucks Given-o-Meter investigated by OFFPAINT
Excessive use of the fucks given-o-meter within Universal Exports training has caused apparent changes in
personality by several of the team.
These troubled paintballers have developed a kind of schizophrenia, creating ridiculous new personas, and with
this trend spreading OFFPAINT have been forced to intervene.
UE players to be tested for soul with Fucks Given-o-Meter
Against all odds, and like the rash you ignore but won't go away without a crushing visit to Genito-Urinary
medicine, UE have grown in size to become a powerful member of the Paintball community.
Don't worry we still hate you all. We hate you like Jimmy Carr hates paying tax.
First Project Falafel Report Now In - UE-KI-LEAKS exclusive
UE-KI-LEAKS have obtained the first official publication from the Falafel Project.
The Falafel Project has finally come back with results that accurately make accurate predictions about the
accurate state of a paintballers mind - with stunning accurately