The age at which it is socially acceptable to play paintball raised to 45

No more excuses

The social stigma regarding playing paintball into middle age has been officially lifted, with the new threshold being set at 45.

UE-KI-LEEKS's amateur-professional experts can exclusively reveal facts that will give you a fact-based mind-erection.

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By Alex Salmon. 01/08/2014 - 11:44 AM

Germans causing a faff again

Stolen knickers

Shocking events have unfolded as a Scenario Paintballer went mad with rage at not being taken seriously. He has taken matters into his own hands by causing and 'incident' at the Large Hadron Collider.

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By Fish Supper. 02/06/2014 - 11:18 AM

Lima Bravo finally turn up to 'UK Versus' Game

A typical dutch person

Lima Bravo have finally turned up to the Saturday "UK Versus" game of North versus South 2014, despite the game having been finished for over 428 hours.

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By Cheesy Bellend. 21/05/2014 - 11:03 AM

NvS no longer largest paintball game

Pick your side

Over the last few years, Warped Paintball have been slowly building up the North Vs South game, increasing festival size, booze drunk and BIV concentrations.

However, plans are afoot to totally undermine this event... plans within plans.

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By Hungry Snatch. 28/04/2014 - 10:19 AM

UE ARE BETTER THAN LIMP BRAVO

Google is a top troll

Universal Exports are officially better than Limp Bravo. There. We said it.

UE internet truthseeker Ricktion has shockingly factual evidence, made of pure white hot facts so factual that if over-exposed, they can factualise a man to nothing but molecules of molten fact.

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By Google McRedtube. 31/03/2014 - 12:58 AM