Quantitative Boozing

Economic plans

Following the successful Paintugal 2014, CEP's basque wearing partial victor Andre Faria is having huge trouble working out how to improve the event further.

His research has taken him deep in to legal struggles with various Portguese groups, making him sort of a modern day Ally McBeal. But less like a blowup doll, and not filled with liquid vanity.

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By Smash McBackdoors. 16/10/2014 - 02:26 PM

Ongoing Copyright Violations

An Australian

Universal Exports extreme journey towards the centre of truth continued this week, with major revalations about the nature of modern paintballing.

This lengthy writeup contains more paragraphs than you've had shags. Just saying.

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By Truth McFibber. 05/09/2014 - 01:45 PM

Universal Soldier Exports

The law

Following the recent Mayhem Pacific game, Universal Exports have decided that there are vastly better things to do at a paintball event that actually play paintball.

This blog also does not violate copywrite. Probably.

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By Skank Hags. 01/09/2014 - 12:36 PM

Universal Exports have become too factual

That's a lot of facts

There has been a worrying turn of events inside Universal Exports' research facilities.

The following article contains accurate reports of such accuracy that the reporting within the article may be considered accurate.

It also talks about tits a bit. Sort of.

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By Count Siltax. 15/08/2014 - 12:19 PM

Cash for fashion FACTS

The BEST haircut

Yet more unbridled truth from our intrepid undercover reporter Malcolm 'Thrust' Nunn.

The following is another one of his exceptionally well researched factoid deliveries. These are fashion facts made of sub-atomic particles called factons. Here is his report in it's full so-called glory:

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By Stoney McBong-Ripper. 08/08/2014 - 12:05 PM