Once again, UE-KE-LEAKS has fought their way to the truth of the scenario paintball community, delivering a
hard hitting report that has raised moderate to medium levels of interest to at least one person.
This report has been confirmed as fact by a guy from the Dog and Hammer who swears he's not that drunk.
Scenario Paintball Big Game Weekender's Exposed As Terrorist Training Camps
As the various plans for North Vs South start being implemented, the UK Scenario community has been thrown
into the spotlight by UE-KI-LEAKS. OFFPAINT have also been involved and many teams have been
If you want to find the enemy within, you need look no further that here. Well, you should click the link.
OFFPAINT fingering, Armo-geddon, Sharia Law, and Germans all have combined to make the perfect storm of
factual news-facts ready to blow your synapses clean out of your head.
If you read this article, there is a moderate/medium change you may actually evolve into a star child,
so UE do not take responsibility if you do. However... it is recommended and yet unrecommended at the
exact same time, just like everything else in the mysterious sexual paradox that is UE.
Sony Pictures are still reeling from their recent hacking, but intrepid reporter, Malcom 'Thrust' Nunn has an
alternative theory. Following 18 days of isolated Baileys and eggnog fueled binging, he has broken ranks
from the general media and decided to leak facts about the situation.
These facts are so factual that people producing this story have had to be inoculated against fact based
Shocking revelations have been revealed that have shocked Universal Exports into a shocked
state of shock.
The Democratic Republic of BEST KOREA, as well as the orbitally marooned Lenny Henry have forced their way
back into the public debate, very much like you at social events. And that's why you don't get invited
to parties any more.