First Project Falafel Report Now In - UE-KI-LEAKS exclusive

Report in | It's fact-o-geddon

UE-KI-LEAKS have obtained the first official publication from the Falafel Project (Previously called Project Balsamic, Project Vol-au-vent, The Philadelphia Project and Project Tofu).

Their report is a cutting edge psychology project based around universal Exports and their membership in an online elite called the Internet Truth Seekers. After spending months reviewing forum posts and exploring the anger/depression displacement techniques used by scenario paintballers, the Falafel Project has finally come back with results that accurately make accurate predictions about the accurate state of a paintballers mind - with stunning accurately.

These reports are shown below:

The First Project Falafel Report
It's like a mirror cast on our collective souls.