Global Warming

Global warming threats

Following a long absence from Malcolm Thrust Nunn due to medical complications from treatment resistant necrotising gonorrhea, Universal Exports have decided to extend a Conservative Party approved zero-hours contract to his comrade in STDs - Sore throat

Read on if you dare...

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By Kristinator McWarg. 11/07/2017 - 01:54 PM

Alient Mutants

Alien Mutants

Malcolm Thrust Nunn reported some juicy facts in the previous blog. He promised a quick return, however his mobile phone network had been moved to Koryolink by Universal Exports and he now had no credit. After a few hours of confusion, a visit to Aldi, several snap-chat dick pics and an accidental forwarding of the Buckfast weekly email, he returned with this dictated report.

It is possibly the most mental thing ever written.

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By Malcolm 'Thrust' Nunn. 03/05/2016 - 11:35 PM

Hard regal thrusting

Hard Regal Thrusting from Malcom Thrust Nunn

This latest report of hard facts from Malcom 'Thrust' Nunn continues his epic discoveries regarding East Vs BEST WEST. He recently phoned into the UE headquarters, deep underground in Pyongyang-tifact, where he spoke to a member of the Satellite Development Team. This blog contains the rushed phone call, transcribed for all to enjoy...

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By Malcolm 'Thrust' Nunn. 29/04/2016 - 03:03 PM

East Vs BEST WEST

Buckfast Reporting

This latest report of hard facts from Malcom 'Thrust' Nunn continues his epic discoveries regarding East Vs BEST WEST. He recently phoned into the UE headquarters deep underground in Pyongyang-tifact, where he spoke to a member of the Satellite Development Team. This blog contains the rushed phone call, transcribed for all to enjoy...

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By Drew Peacock. 24/04/2016 - 02:21 PM

Monofail!

Cartography! Olympic Breakfasts! Monorails!

Startling news has emerged from the world of Universal Exports that looks to put the whole North versus South big game under question.

This is another update from UE's behind the scenes mastermind, Julian Assange.

This report should only be viewed under appropriate conditions. For example, while having a shit, or bored at work.

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By Cartographer McMaps. 16/03/2016 - 11:56 AM