Stalingrad Writeup

Stalingrad Event Writeup

Following the cancellation of Marines Versus Predators 2, UE ventured down to Stalingrad on the south coast.

This was a quality game with only mild WW2 racism involved. Good work!

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By Rocket. 22/11/2016 - 10:30 AM

Paintugal Writeup

Paintugal 2016 Event Writeup

The annual Paintugal event was attended by UE. As usual this was a weekend of drinking hard, heat exhaustion and complaining about old people and Brexit making the Euro expensive.

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By Rocket. 22/11/2016 - 09:30 AM

Citadel Writeup

Citadel 2016 Event Writeup

UE trekked across Europe to the famous Citadel on the France/Belgium border.

As you have come to expect; this is a tale of cheese, mild xenophobia and Dutch people.

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By Rocket. 03/10/2016 - 11:26 PM

North Versus South Writeup

North Versus South 2016 Event Writeup

UE turned the tide of Northern Victories at North Versus South, winning the main event, and most of the other games as well.

As usual, this was a highlight of the paintball calendar... Now the communal hangovers have passed, UE finally pull their finger out and you can read all about it.

Caution: Contains Rocket's smug face.

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By Rocket. 16/05/2016 - 12:35 AM

Equilibrium II

Paintugal 2015 Event Writeup

Ricktion Generalled for the Grammaton faction at Urban Paintball's Equilibrium II.

Also, there's bad news for Bhuddhists, as UE have unleashed their latest diplomatic incident.

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By Ricktion. 31/03/2016 - 04:30 PM