Paintfest writeup

Paintfest Event Writeup

The yearly sub-aquatic Paintfest event was attended by UE. Kevin Costner was not invited.

Find out about the game, currys, trade stands... and in what seems to be an ongoing theme, some more basic road directions and traffic updates.

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By Rocket. 03/08/2017 - 09:33 AM

Borne To Strike writeup

Borne To Strike Event Writeup

Borne To Strike is one of the big games in Poland. There was much hype and excitement. Find out if it was worth it!

This review contains factual accounts of tanks and some basic road directions.

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By Rocket. 25/07/2017 - 04:49 PM

Equilibrium 3 Writeup

Equilibrium 3 Event Writeup

The Equilibrium 3 writeup from UE has been released. Caution: this article contains details about crack, crackheads, cracked heads, and knife crime. It could be said that this article is... edgy.

You should absorb this factual report. Also, these puns don't grow on trees you know... so given that the puns have started, you should crack on and get it read.

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By Rocket. 07/07/2017 - 11:27 PM

North Versus South Writeup

North Versus South Event Writeup

UE continue their glorious march to the bottom at this year's North Versus South.

This report contains basque wearers, lighter smugglers and men in wendy houses.

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By Rocket. 17/05/2017 - 03:28 PM

Tropic Thunder 2 Writeup

Tropic Thunder Event Writeup

UE decideded to stop their unbeaten run by storming to major defeat in Tropic Thunder 2.

Getting all those awards was getting boring. Besides, winning is for losers, apparently.

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By Rocket. 08/05/2017 - 02:25 PM